I know what you all are. A bunch of sissy black-wearing long haired 4-eyed kumquats in highschool listening to angry music. I know because in my short time here, i've seen enough to prove it. I know your kind. I was exposed tyo you sissies time and time agin because I happended to like science fiction and RPGs and the only way I could play (in HS) was to be exposed to your juvinile dominions... eventaually, I became so disgusted with your dickless ways I told Gary gygax to suck Steve jackson's dick and started lifting weights and became the guy that you are afraid to look at while you serve me and my bitch tato-skins at Applebees (because my chick is so fine you cant look at her without feeling like fucking Quaide).
So here's the deal. Myself, an 2 of my friends are sitting here, drunk, bored, and looking to fuck with some faggots instead of driving downtown to fuck the shit ot of the half-rate girls you blow your load s to every night - entertain us with your pissant defiance you Klebold dickless faggots!
And to you shits that want to play the "oh, this is an obvoius troll blah blah - well, so what? Would you say that shit if I was in youyr face? Bacause I am you faggots! HA!