27 octobre 2006

FACT: (site communautaire américain) WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN WEST PHILIDELPHIA LISTENING TO WILL SMITH WATCHING NIGGERS DRINKING GRAPE DRANK WHILE PLAYING BASKETBALL ON THE EASIEST COURT DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED WATERMELON AND LOOKED AT A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD CONNECTED THROUGH OUR BLACKNESS ON A STREET BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR LATEST PIMP MOBILE TO HEAD TO KFC AND GET MORE FRIED CHICKEN AND GRAPE DRANK AND MARIJUANA BEFORE HEADING HOME, NOT VOTING AND MAKING TROUBLE IN MA NEIGHBORHOOD HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO MY MOMMA ON TELEPHONE PRETENDING TO BE TOUGH RANTING ABOUT SMELLY CABBIES BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLES HOUSE IN BEL AIR TO SETTLE YOUR THRONE

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